Queen Kong Enthusiast T-Shirts

Queen Kong

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Medieval headlines.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Elephant and Castle

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Beefeater

The Queen

King Richard I

Cleopatra

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Elizabeth I

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'He was an evil king.'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Tower Bridge

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Kings can get away with anything!'