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The monsters divide their spoils.

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Swiss army knife

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Car joust.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Moon: Made in China

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

Remarkably Richmond

Queen Kong

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Pisa Hut.

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'