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King Richard I

'He was an evil king.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

The Kali De Milo.

Medieval headlines.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Chinese History: Redwash

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Moliere

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Australia's role in the Asian century.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.