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"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Henry VIII

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The Saxon King' pub

Imagine

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Medieval King

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

King Richard I

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'This closet needs digitized.'

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'Do you have an appointment?'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"I'm working on a watercolor."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'He was an evil king.'