Kingly Connoisseur Mugs

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Henry VIII

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'The Saxon King' pub

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Imagine

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Moliere

Medieval King

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

King Richard I

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'He was an evil king.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."