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The Great Invisible Fence of China

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Moon: Made in China

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Love is in the air...

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Remarkably Richmond

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Moon Souvenirs

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets