China Admirer Pillows

The Great Invisible Fence of China

Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.

Moon: Made in China

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"He's his own worst enemy."

Love is in the air...

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Professor Tulp meets his match

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Remarkably Richmond

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Moon Souvenirs

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."