King Kong Devotee Pillows

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Olympic Torch Training

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Cheerleaders

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Give Thanks.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

The monsters divide their spoils.

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

"I'm trying to decide whether to focus on bodybuilding or on running...what do you think Andrea?

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

Before reaching New York, King Kong terrorized Dubuque.