Dowsing Devotee Pillows

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Dowser and Beer

A sudden change of weather can cause havoc at sporting events.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Ready...."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

'Shakin' bacon.'

The Water Diviner

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

Dapper clown.

Peace Fighting

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Dive in...

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.

'Uh-oh.'

'I knew it!'