Dowsing Devotee Mugs

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Dowser and Beer

A sudden change of weather can cause havoc at sporting events.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Ready...."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Give Thanks.

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The Water Diviner

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Dive in...

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Dapper clown.

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

Peace Fighting

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

'Uh-oh.'

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

'I knew it!'

Swan Diving

Candidates for Water Divining