Rowing Devotee Mugs

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Wrong leadership.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Olympic Torch Training

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Rowing machine on a river.

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"Ready...."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"You should have said you wanted chairs when you booked the table."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Give Thanks.

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"