Rowing Devotee Gifts

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

Olympic Torch Training

Rowing machine on a river.

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"God, I love this show!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"Ready...."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

"You should have said you wanted chairs when you booked the table."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Give Thanks.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"