Streaming Devotee Gifts

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"God, I love this show!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Happy Hour

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Bonk!"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

And the die is cast!

Watching telly

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Michael Moore

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"