Streaming Devotee Gifts

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Happy Hour

Thomas Hardy

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Watching telly

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

And the die is cast!

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."