Rowing Aficionado Gifts

"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."

Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.

Wrong leadership.

'I like to keep busy. It makes the day go faster.'

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Rowing trainer

"I hear he's a coxswain. What a pity. Perhaps they can adopt."

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

Studio 7 Oar-ditions: Oars lined up for an audition at a movie studio.

The good news is, he's lost forty pounds. The bad news is, he's always seasick.

"And in an amazing development today, Oxford has failed to qualify for the boat race."

"What do you want to be when you row up?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

The Pied Piper of Hamelin keeps time with his pipe while the rats row.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Cupid and Targets

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Ironing day.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'