Rowing Enthusiast's Humor Gifts

"Excellent. Now just the altos."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

Fishing Holes

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Man struggling to row,

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Pet Cone

"And in an amazing development today, Oxford has failed to qualify for the boat race."

A boy boasting of his strength

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

It's a new low! He's getting his mum to draw cows now!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

"What do you want to be when you row up?"

Columbia College Crew Wins at Henley Regatta

'Now cut that out!'