Humor-loving Rower Gifts

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'No Trespissing'

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

Many clowns in rowboat

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

"This love seat stinks!"

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Fart propelled speedboat.

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"

Clear Lake.

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'

"I think you've spent too much time in the garden during the lockdown."

Dear, you'd better call the super. There's a light bulb out in my man cave.

"We're just a stone's throw from everything."

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Emergency Sails.

"I've only travelled the ten miles to town once in my life - then my horse died!"

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

"Aye, he's big on talk about prepare to be boarded and shivering me timbers, but let me tell ye that without an 'X' to mark the spot he doesn't know his way around the harbour."

'I did not say there was water in the motor.I said the motor was in the water.'

Halloweener's counter-measures in place Ma'am!

"I yam what I yam an' tha's all I yam!' What the hell kind of resume is that."

"Excellent. Now just the altos."

Rowing

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'