Rowing Aficionados Gifts

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Recalculating route..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Rowing machine on a river.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Finesse fishing

"You know very well what fish!"

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Hen Behaving Badly.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.