Rowing Aficionados Gifts

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Recalculating route..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Rowing machine on a river.

Finesse fishing

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"You know very well what fish!"

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Hen Behaving Badly.