Rafting Aficionados Gifts

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Finesse fishing

"You know very well what fish!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'