Raft Enthusiast Gifts

Roberta had a unique way of keeping track of the days she'd been in the raft.

'Relax, guys, we've only been adrift for 183 days.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beyond Dante

Pelican and Origami

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Raw Piano Bar

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Christmas Craftwork

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

'I ran into a whittler.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

"Politics has divided everything."

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Pandemic Orphans

Crocheting during lockdown