Rafting Enthusiast Gifts

"Some guys have better rafts than Steve... and friends... and jobs... and ears that don't always ring, but no one's got a better attitude."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Arts and crafts

D.I.Y

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"She's a natural!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

The Sculptor

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Luthier

Pelican and Origami

Rowing machine on a river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Raw Piano Bar