Rafting Enthusiast Gifts

"Some guys have better rafts than Steve... and friends... and jobs... and ears that don't always ring, but no one's got a better attitude."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Arts and crafts

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

D.I.Y

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

The Sculptor

Pelican and Origami

Luthier

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Rowing machine on a river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Christmas Craftwork

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"