Ironing Aficionados Gifts

"Will you stop putting holy water in the iron"

'Suddenly, Colin felt out of his depth.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Procrastinators Incorporated

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Hello?"

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Free Range Golfers

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Geekasaurus.

"Unplug and chill out."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"I hate when this happens."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.