Ironing Insider Gifts

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lesser known greek gods,

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"Unplug and chill out."

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Man ironing out a line graph.

"Iron Man Competition"

Long suffering cricket wife

Pressing Problem

Woman tangled up ironing

Romance over the Irons

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

'I hate rainy days!'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Mouth Wash 'n' Dry.

"We need a new clothes press."

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'