Ironing Aficionado Gifts

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

The Death of Venus

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"I thought I'd left home with my fold-up bike!"

Long suffering cricket wife

Indian Ironing Teepee.

Ironing day.

An iron as a reporter

'I gotta go, Jezebel. My soap is coming on: 'Nine Lives to Live'!'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"It'll keep him busy while we discuss his faults."

Waffle Iron

Domestic Superheroes!!

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

The Snarky District

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Wrong leadership.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Holiday cottage

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'