Ironing Aficionado Pillows

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

The Death of Venus

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"I thought I'd left home with my fold-up bike!"

Long suffering cricket wife

Indian Ironing Teepee.

Ironing day.

An iron as a reporter

'I gotta go, Jezebel. My soap is coming on: 'Nine Lives to Live'!'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"It'll keep him busy while we discuss his faults."

Waffle Iron

Domestic Superheroes!!

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The Snarky District

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Wrong leadership.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Holiday cottage

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'