Ironing Board Enthusiast Gifts

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

'I hate rainy days!'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Around here it got a little tricky...

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

Company take-over bid

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"All power to the board of directors!"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'We have the same pinterest.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Woman tangled up ironing

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

"Iron Man Competition"

Long suffering cricket wife

Pressing Problem