Ironing Board Enthusiast Gifts

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

'I hate rainy days!'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Ironing day.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"All power to the board of directors!"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Company take-over bid

"Iron Man Competition"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Pressing Problem

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Long suffering cricket wife

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Woman tangled up ironing

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"