Ironing Board Hero Gifts

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

Man's cooking explodes.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Reluctant Directorship.

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Iron Man Competition"

Woman tangled up ironing

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Long suffering cricket wife

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

'I hate rainy days!'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"What a rip-off."

House Hubby.