Ironing Innovator Gifts

The Perfect Husband Presses Own Trousers

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Ironing day.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Like my new haircut?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Unplug and chill out."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Woman tangled up ironing

Man ironing out a line graph.

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"Iron Man Competition"

Romance over the Irons

Long suffering cricket wife

Pressing Problem

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'