Iron Innovator Gifts

Cattle farmer's super-market

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Solar Frankenstein

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Art of Surviving

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Sold his air rights."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Hacksaw Violin.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Man generating power for machine.

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."