Iron Innovator Pillows

Cattle farmer's super-market

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Solar Frankenstein

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Art of Surviving

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Sold his air rights."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Hacksaw Violin.

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Man generating power for machine.

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

I'm applying for a patent on my wheel right away. I got burned on my last project.

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."