Energy Innovator Pillows

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Man generating power for machine.

Solar Frankenstein

"Your electricity will now be made from left-over pizzas."

"Don't forget! - What I've just told you will solve this planet's energy crisis, and global warming and ensure all you Earthlings have decent standard of living. . ."

Hey cheapo, I can't believe you're too stingy to provide electricity! Go on, Sadie. Go on? It's hot! You're endangering the health of older patrons. Who cares about them. Are you crazy?! I have designed an innovative alternative. Keep yelling, you whining old coot. Introducing: Anger-generated electricity. I will wring your neck.

Mr. Maynard, I represent venture capitalists who love your idea to harness anger and use the energy it creates to create electricity. Our hope is to invest in the technology at terms advantageous to us and highly unfavorable to you. We then plan to exploit your innovation, take the credit and leave you feeling used and regretful. Sound good, buddy? God, I admire you.

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

'Sure it's dangerous but, if there is a power there. think what it will mean for things like HD TVs, cell phones, iPods ... '

Fuel and Energy Crisis: Electric Ray Powering Computer.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Sea weed harvest.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

Solar Plant

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

The power of the brain

My First Bitcoin.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"Sold his air rights."

You will always find a spot to garden

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'