Wheel Innovator Gifts

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

I'm not gofing off.NI'm letting my money work for me.

And then I chiseled one up here on top of the hill and invented the driverless wheel!

I'm applying for a patent on my wheel right away. I got burned on my last project.

Police caveman

'Not exactly a rock scientist, are you?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Oh course!'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

Caveman wheel repairers.

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."