Seat Innovator Gifts

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

A holiday at home

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Modular Offices

"Sold his air rights."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

Dare to be different.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Television company new recruit

'Oh course!'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Prosthetic snake.

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."