Automobile Innovator Gifts

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'Oh course!'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Now // Near Future

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"We need a brownfield site."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

I'm applying for a patent on my wheel right away. I got burned on my last project.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'