Automotive Innovator Gifts

"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Is this the new input device?'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'Oh course!'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Stun-gun target practice.

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

I'm applying for a patent on my wheel right away. I got burned on my last project.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'We're de-salting water?'

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

'You'll try anything to make cleaning the bird's cage easier!'

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.