Industrial Innovator Gifts

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'We're de-salting water?'

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Apples for sale

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Empty box of ideas

Eureka!

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Is this the new input device?'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Solar Frankenstein

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

' A new idea '

"#BeCurious"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Game changing

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Cloud Computing.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.