Industrial Innovation Lover Gifts

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Can our software do that?'

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

Satya Nutella

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Eureka!

Walking Luggage.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Early cyborg.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."