Industrial Process Lover Gifts

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

Idle parts

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'You forgot the product label.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

The fragrance of prosperity "Think of it not as pollution, but as the fragrance of prosperity."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"We failed, but we followed the process!"

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

ECO gallery

Lightbulb Maker

"What's in the pipeline? Everything's stuck in the pipeline!"

'Brewers Men'

Milk production

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

Surgical Appliance Factory

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'