Process Enthusiast Gifts

"We failed, but we followed the process!"

Glass Production

Inventing the cart, eh? Shouldn't we domesticate the horse first?

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Bureaucraze...

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"On your mark! Get set!"

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."