Industrial Process Enthusiast Gifts

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

"We failed, but we followed the process!"

Surgical Appliance Factory

Steel fabricator

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"What's in the pipeline? Everything's stuck in the pipeline!"

Henry Ford sculptures

Maraschino, Inc.

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

Lightbulb Maker

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'

"And this, gentlemen, is what one of our typical American workers looks before he gets fired!"

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).