Industrial Connoisseur Gifts

'Haverford Steel' 'Temporarily closed - Mr. Haverford is taking some medication, and was told not to operate heavy machinery.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Men's business romper.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Motivation to work

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Jackson Pollock as a child

Crane fishing

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

About the potter.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"It's called 'Sold'."

Man-made vs dog-made

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Satis Factory Tour

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Who's the artist?"