Industry Enthusiasts Gifts

'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

Bank as a money tree

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

Men Working Since 1931

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

Lightbulb Maker

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Surgical Appliance Factory

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"