Commercial Enthusiasts Gifts

'You just keep going and going?'

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The MBA Draft

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Supply Chain

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

Developing links within business.

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

Music to their ears.

"Now that's power."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

Positional authority

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

First-Customer-Earned

A railway station covered in advertising.