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'You just keep going and going?'

The MBA Draft

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Supply Chain

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

Developing links within business.

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

Music to their ears.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Now that's power."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

A railway station covered in advertising.

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

Positional authority

First-Customer-Earned

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'