Commercial Enjoyer Gifts

"What do you mean it's all sport, sport, sport? You love the adverts."

On holiday.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Music to their ears.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

First-Customer-Earned

A railway station covered in advertising.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

Business gothic.

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

No poking doughboy

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

"We've made the perfect TV commercial! You laugh, you cry, you buy!"

The other 364 days of the year.

Undertakers' supermarket.

"A little word of advice Greg, if you wish to climb the corporate ladder you need to wear pants."