Commercial Enjoyer Mugs

"What do you mean it's all sport, sport, sport? You love the adverts."

On holiday.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Music to their ears.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

A railway station covered in advertising.

First-Customer-Earned

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

Business gothic.

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

"A little word of advice Greg, if you wish to climb the corporate ladder you need to wear pants."

"We've made the perfect TV commercial! You laugh, you cry, you buy!"

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

Undertakers' supermarket.

The other 364 days of the year.

These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime.