Commercialization Enthusiast Mugs

'. . .if you've considered the commercial opportunities of doing Christmas four time a year?'

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Salesman

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Decision Making Block

"I love fast break business success."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Intelligent dog.

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

London Olympics.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Music to their ears.

And the third quarter projection

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'