Commercial Curious Mugs

"Sure all the stations we make you buy are expensive, but the commercials are free!"

But is it organic?

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

Punch Initials - O

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

A railway station covered in advertising.

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

The Governor-General settles in.

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

'Do you ever wonder who we're working for?'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

No poking doughboy

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

Mobile.

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"