Commercial Curious Gifts

"Sure all the stations we make you buy are expensive, but the commercials are free!"

But is it organic?

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

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'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

A railway station covered in advertising.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

Mobile.

'Do you ever wonder who we're working for?'

The Governor-General settles in.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"