Corporate Curiosity Gifts

'Do you ever wonder who we're working for?'

Men's business romper.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

"Business has been steady."

'The financial advisor is here.'

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'Profit or non-profit?'

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'You impressed one of our new managers in Calcutta so much, he's arranged for you to marry his daughter.'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'Sparby, get to the bottom of it... Sadowski, stay on top of it.'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

The Big Bag Theory

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

The Government's New Conspiracy Census.

(Roger Haskins as himself)

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'