Capital Curiosity Gifts

'The financial advisor is here.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Hog Futures

First attempt at the Big Bang

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

'Always bought low.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

'Do you ever wonder who we're working for?'

The Big Bag Theory

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."

'I doubled my money! The bank dude gave me 20 50-cent-coins for lousy ten one-euro-coins!'

Business news. It's a report on an industrial company? No, it's a shady financial services firm - a "steal" company.

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"I've sold my airspace."

'Sometimes I worry that maybe money can't buy happiness, but then I return to reality and I'm O.K.'

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

'There's a fly in my primordial soup.'

"We need to keep our banking separate from our pockets."

"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."

'Sheer snobbery using a chauffeur on a bus.'

"What if the economy stops sustaining us?"

"Mum, what does 'precocious' mean?"

Mutual Fascination

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

First National Bank. . . Assets: wouldn't you like to know?